Sometimes too much to drink is
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Resolution One: I will live for
Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Write it on your heart that
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
A year from now, you’re
A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
Good parties create a temporary youthfulness
Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.
I like to go to parties
I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don’t know?
I’ve had some lovely extraordinary
I’ve had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year’s Eve.
Deep breaths are very helpful at
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
My parents used to throw great
My parents used to throw great New Year’s Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.
Strange to see how a good
Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
I don’t even drink! I
I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze – I’m always the designated driver.
First you take a drink, then
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Accept what people offer. Drink their
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall
Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.
I get half a million just
I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
If you asked me for my
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
Going to a party, for me
Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.
Those who gave thee a body
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.
I know. I’m lazy. But
I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right?
To be an ideal guest, stay
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.