There is no psychiatrist in the
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
I used to have this little
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
Perhaps it is because cats do
Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
I kind of imagine myself at
I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.
You can get too bogged down
You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it’s primarily about the songs, it’s about song writing.
Cats have it all – admiration, an
Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
In their heyday, the Pet Shop
In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness in the big city. They’re low-pro now, not retro-worshipped in the manner of Depeche Mode, New Order, or The Cure, but you can hear the reason why – these guys are too sad.
If you are a dog and
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
There’s just me and my
There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
Teach your children how to behave
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don’t go buy one. Please. That’s a sin. Let’s get these puppy mills out of business.
I heard that Jesus had a
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
I always pet a dog with
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I’d still have my right hand to paint with.
I worked in a pet store
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
We all have our pet things
We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
It is impossible for a lover
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
Dogs are not our whole life
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Truth be told, ginormous portions have
Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
No matter how much cats fight
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
My idea of a perfect pet
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!